HOLD UP THE SKY, KEEP IT FROM CRASHING INTO ME
Eli. Straight edge. Lifter. I am actually 2 Chainz.

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jessmorgue:

officialcrow:

girl: *bends over in nothing but her draws* its yours daddy do whatever you want

me:

me: *plays clipse grinding beat on her asscheeks*

girl: *does the cheek tapping noise*

her dad from downstairs: from ghetto to ghetto from backyard to yard

This post went exactly where I wanted it to.

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Me and the TARDIS!!!!! I love Dr. Who!!!!!

tsundereservice:

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My boyfriend just ordered one of the forks. I'm very excited about this. asked by motionless-in-chicken-wings

theworldisa:

break up with him

andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

(via hopeles-romantic)

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dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

(via yesacecila)

Am I really that big a waste of everyone’s time?

 

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

(via hopeles-romantic)

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