HOLD UP THE SKY, KEEP IT FROM CRASHING INTO ME
Eli. Straight edge. Lifter. I am actually 2 Chainz.

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disvalue:

all i think about is sex and what i am going to eat next

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urtube:

If i ever see any of you in public, the code is

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that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

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me: tru tbh but like idk like but idk man u kno? idk

In Nomine Patris, Et Filii, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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they are evolving
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The Used | The Taste Of Ink

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just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

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cosmo sex tip 434

jokerisms:

when he’s on his back, lay on his chest so that your body is slightly perpendicular to his

THEN HOOK HIS LEG AND PIN HIM FOR THE THREE-COUNT TO BECOME THE NEW WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

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nosdrinker:

captain underpants is better than every john green book

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